![]() Q: What makes music on your head? A: A head band!Ħ5. ![]() Q: How many record producers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two… one to tell the engineer to do it, the other to say “I don’t know, what do you think?”Ħ6. Q: What do you call a cow that plays a musical instrument? A: A Moo-sician!Ħ7. Q: What is another term for trombone? A: A wind driven, manually operated, pitch approximator.Ħ8. ![]() Q: Why is the French horn the most divine instrument? A: Man blows into it, but God only knows what comes out. Q: Why did the singer climb a ladder? A: She wanted to reach the high notes!ħ0. Q: What message did Bach have on his answering machine? A: “This phone is baroque, please call Bach later.”ħ1. Q:Whats the difference between Terrorists and Accordion players? A:Terrorists have sympathizersħ2. Q: What type of music are balloons scared of? A: Pop music!ħ3.
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